You leap up into the trees, hoping to make your escape. Grabbing a branch and putting one hand in front of the other, you start you carry yourself away in monkey-like fashion, as quickly as any man can. Unfortunately, even the most monkey-like man is less like a monkey than a monkey and, despite your best efforts, the simian horde catches you easily. They swat you out of the tree (if only you had a prehensile tail) and while you are lying on the ground struggling to rise, they move in to finish you off.